Wendy Clear (Live)

[Verse 1] Let's take the boat out on the bay Forget your job for just one day I wish it didn't have to be so bad It might be inappropriate because Either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad [Chorus] But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret? Or do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad [Verse 2] The three-date theory's getting old Everyone is getting left out in the cold I wish it didn't have to be so bad So I'll see you with another guy Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad [Chorus] But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret? Or do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad [Bridge] I'll be moving on Moving on Moving on and on and on Moving on Moving on Moving on and on and on [Chorus] But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret? Or do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad [Outro] I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad [Speech] Tom: Guys wanna hear some Satan again? Satan: Well hello kids, are you enjoying the show so far? Chances are you're all gonna get laid tonight. I wanna sleep with every single person here. Starting with the retard- Starting with the- Sorry kids I'm not very funny anymore. Hey I just- Tom: Wait, what if we did something like this. Hey, Satan! Satan: Yes, Tom? Tom: Hey I was just wondering if I'm gonna get laid tonight? Satan: Well I know you're not Tom Tom: Why not? Satan: Because your dick's small, dark and ugly Tom: Alright. Am I funny or what? Mark: Hey uh, I wanna tell you how it's gonna work from uh, for the rest of the show here. We're gonna say that this is our last song and we're gonna play it, then we're gonna walk off stage but it's really, we're not even done yet, we're gonna come back out and play two more songs even after that, so uh. That's how it works, you know how it works. You go and see a band play, they walk off stage all "Thanks a lot! Goodnight!" and you know those motherfuckers are gonna come back on and play two more songs anyways, so you know what? At least we're straight about it Tom: They call it an "encore" Mark: Yeah, it's an "encore" Tom: "Encore", say it with us kids. "Encore"