Touchdown Boy

[Verse 1] There's this one guy There's no one like him in all the world Cause you can always see Those girls down on their knees In those dark sweaty rooms Planning out his thoughts He's waiting for just the right [Chorus] One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun and you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at cause He is the one that scores [Interlude: Mark and Tom as play-by-play radio announcers] Mark: Well Tom, it looks like he's passing the ball to his tight end Tom: I wasn't sure if he knew that a tight end Could be a wide receiver But haha, but little does he know . Mark: Yeah, he won't be alone this weekend I don't think Tom: That's funny that you say that because, uh Like a dog he's loyal to his bone [Verse 2] I saw my friend there Out on the field today I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way," now [Chorus] [Outro] Go!