Fuck a Dog

[Verse 1] I want to fuck a dog in the ass He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass I want to fuck a dog That's right kids I Tried to fuck your mom in the ass Tried to fuck your dad in the ass Could only find the dog And it's ass [Chorus] We Want to fuck a dog in the ass[x2] We want to fuck a dog [Verse 2] I Tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate But I found the dog Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister (It's a Mexican pirate) [Chorus] [Outro] Fuck you!