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[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge] Got a lotta heartache He's a fuckin' weasel His issues make my mind ache Wanna make a deal Cause I love your little motions You do with your pigtails What a nice creation Worth another night in jail [Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge] He's a player, diarrhea giver Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights [Chorus: Tom DeLonge] Life just sucks I lost the one I'm giving up She found someone There's plenty more Girls are such a drag [Verse 2: Tom DeLonge] So all you little ladies Be sure to choose the right guys You'll come back to me maybe I'll shower you with lies Got a lotta heartache He's a fucking weasel Decisions make my mind ache Wanna make a deal [Bridge: Mark Hoppus] Ease away the problems and the pain The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay Fuck the guy that took her and ran away [Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge] He's a player, diarrhea giver Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights [Chorus: Tom DeLonge] Life just sucks I lost the one I'm giving up She found someone There's plenty more Girls are such a drag [Outro: Tom DeLonge] Fuck this place I lost the war I hate you all Your mom's a whore Where's my dog? Cause girls are such a drag