Escape Artist

[Hook] I try to feel the sunshine while standing in the rain (In the rain) You try to hold me down with all your restrain (Your restrain) I try to feel the sunshine while standing in the rain (In the rain) You try to hold me down with all your restrain (Your restrain) I try to feel the sunshine while standing in the rain (In the rain) You try to hold me down with all your restrain (Your restrain) [Verse 1] I'm the greatest escape artist the hardest situation is getting free From the terror that keeps confining me I got to be better than Houdini and David Blaine With no magician, no illusions, no subliminal No hypnosis to your brain, I'm untrained Children should not try this at home at all I'm a free lance professional And this is on my own I staged the whole bit I drink and talk a little shit and see who got the balls to pull a strap And really use it, that's where the fun comes in Cause after they pop me they got to hide my body So no one's suspicious about who shot me It's interesting to see the means and the tactics and tape To make sure that my death is tucked away nice and safe [Hook] [Verse 2] Sunshine's for suckers and queers That's what they told me as they rolled me in the carpet And threw me over the bridge just like I was some garbage Of course I was unconscious not dead in the sense they thought I was But a slug in your dome will get you caught up cause I'm not invincible I could die a million times Each time more painful than the first, still I survive Both hands are tied behind my back as I'm breathing dirty water And my legs are been mauled to death by the sewer rats I move erratically to make them work for their meal I'm dislocating my shoulders I slip out just like banana peel I'm close to drowning again Ten minutes and counting me to them Is my record so I feel it like I'm ahead In points was the view from the west but it's all good Best believe that your boy will be back to walk the neighborhood In no time water logged and bullet ridden They be like, "I can't believe that he did it, he really escaped?" [Hook] [Verse 3] No stun, I'm running with some gangstas Not no bitchass wangstas But some real gangstas fed my legs into a woodchipper But the blades got caught on my bones cause I woke up screaming And noticed that my right foot and... leg was gone My eye popped out the socket and dangling on the cheek They must have strangled me to sleep cause I'm unable to speak I must have screamed just inside of my head Cause they still think that I'm dead They using a shovel to scrape away clumps of the red From out the chipper they pop my legs out So they can chop me up manually bag me up and throw me out No sweat, give me a week and a roll of some duct tape And a shovel to dig the rest of my body up and I'm straight [Hook]