The More I Drink

[Verse 1] He was sitting at the bar, sipping on a regular Coke We were drinking and smoking and making him the butt of our jokes We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?" He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't" [Chorus] Because the more I drink, the more I drink Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen Now, there aren’t no in-between Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink [Verse 2] A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start looking hot And pretty soon I'm bumming cigarettes and sweet talking some big brunette Yeah, once I get on a roll, aren’t no telling where I'll stop [Chorus] Yep-yep Hum, that's what I'm talking about [Verse 3] Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen And they can't get me off the karaoke machine The more I drink the more I drink Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink