In My Heaven

[Verse 1] In my heaven there aren’t no lawyers Don't need names on dotted lines Folks do business like they ought to A good firm handshake works just fine We feed lawyers to the lions In my heaven there aren’t no children Toting' loaded guns to school Aren’t no such thing as peer pressure Being who you are is cool They still teach that golden rule [Chorus] In my heaven we hurt no one No lying, crying, or dying young No one's lonely, no one's scared And anyone is welcome there In my heaven [Verse 2] In my heaven I can sing like Elvis Play guitar like B. B. King Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron Batter, batter, batter swing I can do most anything [Chorus] [Verse 3] I know that it's God's decision What my heaven's going to be And I aren’t telling him his business But if he left it up to me [Outro] Then in my heaven There's football with no referees In my heaven There's never been an injury In my heaven Angels yodel when they sing In my heaven The fish will bite most anything In my heaven In my heaven In my heaven