Fairies Wear Boots / Jack The Stripper

Goin' home, late last night Suddenly I got a fright Yeah I looked through the window and surprised what I saw Fairies with boots and dancing with a dwarf All right now [Chorus] Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes Well all right now [Chorus] So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me He said "Son, son, you've gone too far Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do, yeah