Two of Them

I've got them washing my clothes Running all around They do what I say Cuz they're wrapped around (my finger) Running to the store Doing all my chores Feels so crazy 'bout me that I always get what I want (but) they're so blind, so lost, and so naive They're so sad, so caught up, that they don't see That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know) That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both) That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game) That there's two of them (and it always goes my way) Have 'em buy me crazy things Gorgeous wedding rings (?) I call them my puppets cuz I pull the strings I got them taking me out Round and about Two dates in one night Now that's what we call the life (but) they're so blind, so lost, and so naive They're so sad, so caught up, that they don't see That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know) That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both) That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game) That there's two of them (and it always goes my way) That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know) That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both) That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game) That there's two of them (and it always goes my way) (hm, ah, let's go... time to take it off... la da da da dum) That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know) That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both) That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game) That there's two of them (and it always goes my way) That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know) That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both) That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game) That there's two of them (and it always goes my way, yeah)