I Need a Friend

[INTRO] Fuckin do this.. {crash} Fuck it! [Verse 1:] "Susan! Make sure the door's locked!" Too late, bitch, I done pulled the fuckin Glock Hit you in the face with a mop and tied you up with socks "Dial 9-1-1!" Bitch, I am a fuckin cop! I'm not a cop, I'm a fuckin' lieutenant For the last two months, I been suspended Suspended, cause I love to shoot Male prostitutes I love to catch them walkin down Santa Monica Boulevard Put a nine to them, catch em off guard Any time of the day, I walk up to them and steal em God hate fags, sent me here to kill em Don't reach for the phone, don't call for help I know you hate me, I fuckin hate myself I need someone to talk to, I'm glad you listen Cause ten minutes from now I'll be in prison [Hook:] I need, someone, to listen to meee... (I'm fucking crazy) I need, someone, who cares about meee... (my wife is a slut) I need, a friend, I need, a friend I need, a friend, I need, a friend [Verse 2:] "Aaaah!" Shut up, bitch, before I shoot you This fuckin' nine will fuckin' execute you You're probably wonderin' why I'm in your house It's a long story, just help me out See, the story is that I'm a rapper that's tryna make it Now I'm a rapist, that's tryna take it You like my chain? Bitch, don't break it My mother gave it to me, it's kinda sacred I used to be a Catholic priest, now I'm livin' on the streets Wanted for touchin' my little niece It Started off, with my niece kissin' me W-where the fuck you goin', bitch? Listen to me And please believe she started with me first I didn't know she was a virgin and her booty hole would hurt Stop starin' at the phone, you can't make a call I got your ass cheeks, nailed to the wall And I'm finally glad that the truth came out This is the part where it ends, I blow my brains out {gun fires} [Hook] {gun fires}