Bad Day

[Bizarre] This is a bad day {Motherfucker you need to get up and find yo' ass a job! I'm sick of you just laying around all day long playin Nintendos They don't even make Nintendos no more Where the hell you find that shit at? And I KNOW that you can find a job, yo' bus pass is in yo' wallet I seen that shit yesterday, you just sit up all day Lie lie lie, eat eat eat, drink drink drink You don't do SHIT, I'm SICK OF YOU!!} [Bizarre] Yeah - just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God Got my ass cheeks stuck to a fishing rod Where's the dogs, ain't no frogs Momma cookin breakfast with no logs (yeah) I got my grub on, but didn't pig out No Thanksgiving so we eatin, carry out (damn) This dude came through my front do' (you dead punk!) He said I wouldn't live to see a twenty-fo' I gotta go cause I got on flip-flops If I slow down, then my feet'll drop Had to stop, at the red light Everybody laughin at my yellow dirt bike (ha ha!) And everything's all right I got a beep from Sherri, she's a transvestite Called up my homies and I'm askin y'all Bring twenty, bottles of alcohol Playin football and I'm trouble They gave me the ball, I fumbled (oh shit!) And I can't believe, my best friend's gay Today was a bad day [Interlude] Yeah, today was fucked up Ay man get a scene for these niggas Today was a bad day (ooh-ahhhhh, ohhhhhhh) Let 'em know how fucked it was (ooh-ahhhhh, ohhhhhh) Goddamn, today was fucked up! [Bizarre] I bust my ass in the shower Got on this fresh new baby powder Just yesterday these fools tried to blast me Saw the police, and got my ass beat (oh shit!) No flexin, whooped my ass, in the intersection Should I shoot, that's the question Went to Big Fam house, they watchin "Rap City" Shootin them craps, I got fifty Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em A circle of niggas, watch me all fake 'em They beat my ass, I need nine, nine-eleven They threw my ass through the back do' (ohhhhh) And took all my cash flow Punched me in the chest, and kicked me in the asshole I just found out, my best friend's gay Today was a bad day [Interlude] Today was all fucked up, rainin and shit Ay (ooh-ahh, ohhhhhh-ohhhhhhh) Today was a bad day - sing that shit (ooh-ahh) Hahahaha (ohhhhhhhh) Yeah (ooh-ahhh, ohhhhhhh) Sing that shit nigga - today was fucked up! [Bizarre] Left my homey's house paid Picked up this chick been tryin to rape since the 12th grade (bitch) It's ironic, the pistons is the man And Artest fired on a fan - damn! (I seen that shit) Took a trip to Miami Got my ass beat at the 21st Grammy's My dick is so weak, so weak So weak I put my own ass to sleep (damn!) Woke her up around one (get up) And didn't hesitate, to say that she didn't cum (I didn't cum) Ridin down 7 Mile coastin Smokin on the potion, rubbin on some baby oil lotion And nothin seems to work out She smacked me in the face, and murked out Today was like one of those bad dreams Jackin off, with a bowl full of whipped cream (ahh, ahh!) Helicopter looking for the murder Two in the mornin got the Coney Island burger Even where the lights of the Goodyear Blimp And it read, "Bizarre ain't shit!" Drunk as hell, and I'm throwin up Pager cut off, so you know it ain't blowin up (nah, uh-uh) I found out that my best friend was gay Today was a bad day [Outro] It's been a fucked up afternoon Been a fucked up weekend - ay (ooh-ahhh) Sing that shit nigga (ohhhhhhh) Today was a bad day Sing what that bitch be singin (ooh-ahhhh, ohhhhhhhh) Just like Ice Cube be singin, sing just like that (ooh-ahhhh) Hahahaha (ohhhhhhhh) The "Hannicap Circus" y'all - today was fucked up! Comin soon, Bizarre, "Hannicap Circus" Today was a bad day motherfucker Fuck y'all...