Thumper aka the Caped Crusader aka the King James Diversion

[Verse 1] We're from the Genesis I had to make an Exodus Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy checklist You Joshua's wanna Judge me cuz I'm Ruthless, Uncle Samuel he strategized the movement 2 Kings is drama so I spit Chronicle Chronicle Ezra never minded Nehemiah when I write it though Tobit Judi a cutie sold her body for money But God loves Esther, Fred used to call her ugly Cold as I.C.E. cube who's the Maccabee Amen, the church say "oohhh" that's my J.O.B., I hold mics in my palm, Rock Goliath With every Psalm, Proverbial tongue Songs of Solomon Belonged in a Book of Wisdom; Sirach-ness Isaiah Thomas guarded my points and prophets Balling for sport, big Jordan in Carolina Recorded my rare assignment when I'm bored with Jeremiah I try again Ezekiel with a Daniel lion den I'm like "no way Hosea" when I find a pen "Oh well farewell Joel" peep the syllable Famous Amos people Obadiah individual Lo take you deeper than Jonah it's so abysmal And Lou still get the signal Ferigno Micah poems on microphones for you to consume It's hard to stay tuned some people be knowing Nahum Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggia, Zachariah Let's take it back to the top shoutout to Malachi These Old Testaments from Decompoze and Zhaoski The prodigy these words out of me how many prophecies And shoutout to all the ones who never doubted me Eyes once blind now I see how it got to be [Bridge] It's a true story about a young man who once read a book You can tell by the way he look he was shook His head started thumping, his heart started jumping, he walked into the booth looking for a saviour He turned into the Caped Crusader... [Verse 2] There's nothing like the textbooks in the classroom each Testament's brand New They add to subtract to divide you; Matthew That's when the footprints took a step in the dark Now the poison from the dart already leaving its Mark Some Lukewarm water meant to wash off the stains Really pissed off John cuz you stayed the same, Like rappers touring Rome doing Acts like Romans Corinthians another Corinthians what a bonus Galatians inspiration in my pages Ephesians pledge allegiance to my thesis Flip these Phillippian files for you Colossians If these files rated-X man I'm still Colossus Shoutout to Thess 1, Timothy 2 Baatin was the Titus and Dilla's the proof Some believe it when they see it in Philemon Or like when a preacher's voice be like James Earl Jones when he speaking Peter Piper, Peter Pan...Pope John Paul told John Doe he was a John/Jean Claude Van Damme I'd hate to be a rude Jude, I know that's ya man But love was lost in the translation, a Revelation... [Outro] Last time I saw Jesus, he was being held by the Government as a political prisoner I asked him if he wanted me to hustle up his bail but he said no He just didn't give a damn anymore So I slipped him a couple of joints and told him to hang loose