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Ayo, when I shoot a rhyme I make you shudder I shoulda shot a MC for tryin to steal my butter He's bitter cause I'm better, so now he drinks the bottle I did a dirty duty with a cutie she's a model I met her at the party scoped her body, name was Patty She's pregnant with a shorty, said that I'm the baby's daddy Just paid for sweet potatoes nine months later had a daughter Coulda said "I'll see ya later" but I stayed a child supporter I didn't love the baby's mother Now she's colder cause I told her For the better that my other lady's name was Heather She's like whatever, whatever, a tear she cried it but she dried it Deeply hurted, broken hearted, but she tried to hide it But finally she pleaded that she didn't want to end it or suspend it She wanted me to sever ties with Heather So we could be together I said I'd think about it, but I know she don't believe it She kissed me on my cheek and as she drove away she speeded The next day, I'm greeted by her mother Oh brother, she think I'm stupid Tryin to play cupid undercover Talkin about how me and Patty made the cutest couple Then invited me for supper Now don't think that I'm petty But I know what desperate ladies put in their spaghetti That's why I told her that I ate already Oh snap, the hell? Ay yo, ay yo, check this out Yo, after we parted that's when trouble started Patty was actin all retarded I tried to disregard it but she keeps playin on my phone and blowin' up my pager I wonder, how she keep gettin my number? But I find out later Patty was a good friend of Brenda, the operator I didn't sweat it I coulda did something about it, but forgive and forget The next day I got a letter Yeah, you know who wrote it I can't quote it in the same exact words she stated But it was saying something about the times that we dated The baby we created She said she hated me for leaving And soon she would get even Sincerely, Patricia Stevens After I read it, I knew where this was headed And I couldn't let it go no further, not even a little Right in the middle of this thought I was caught by surprise It was a call from the hospital Somebody named Dr. Evans Telling me that my lovely Heather was in room 311 So pedal to the metal I got there in seven seconds She's alive on my arrival, even though the signs are vital I asked the doc what happened A hit and run accident and not a single witness police never caught the driver Deep inside I knew that Patty did this Yo, so if you find true love, hold on til the end Cuz we all know the women outnumber the men I caught one to play me close like her name was Glenn And I'll be damned if I ever let it happen again Fatal Attraction [repeated over scratches] Yea, yea, I caught one to play me close like her name was Glenn