A Pain In The Gas

[Verse 1] Left for work this morning Without any warning That little tiny Gage said it's that time So I started looking But I just kept on looking As I read the prices there upon those signs Soon I knew my luck was out My tank was dry and just about Put me on my feet and send me crying So I pulled up to a pump Feeling as dumb as a stump Grabbed that nozzle and bent over one more time [Chorus] It's a pain in my gas It's killing me so fast All my hard earned money just thrown away Blame bin Ladin or Sudan Irak or Iran All I know is this a-hurting just won't pass There seems to be a real pain in my gas [Verse 2] So if you see me thumbing A-begging or a-bumming Ponder these three questions that I ask Who's to blame for all my sorrow Does relief lie in tomorrow In the meantime could I borrow A little cash [Chorus] Because there's a pain in my gas It's killing me so fast All my hard earned money just thrown away Blame bin Ladin or Sudan Irak or Iran All I know is this a-hurting just won't pass There seems to be a real pain in my gas Help me doctor there's a deep pain in my gas Mr president there's a real pain in my gas