(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

(I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no satisfaction) I have tried I have tried I have tried (I can't get no) I can't get no (I can't get no) Hardly any kind of Satisfaction I tell ya I went up to a big office one time in search of satisfaction I said to the man, "Mister, may I have some satisfaction, please?" He said, "What do you need?" I said, "A thirty-two bedroom home, all my own And a Ferrari, two-seater, gold trim, so I can look good, hey (Hey-hey-hey) What you say Give me them good things That's the kind of satisfaction I'm looking for I'm my own one-man anti-poverty program Please, come take care of me A hundred thousand dollar check every week Tax-free Hey, what you say I said I can't get that kind of, uh, satisfaction I been asking everybody I know, "Can't you please Just let me have a little satisfaction?" I have tried Now, I have tried I said I have tried, I have tried I can't get no They won't give it to me Everybody said, are you crazy? I been goin' around and askin' all kinds of people Dropping on my knees, doin' a slight beg, y'see I've even lost my cool at certain times and I have cried Please, sir, can't you let me have a little old (Sa-tis-fac-tion) Yes, now, cut it in half (Sa-tis-fac-tion) You can even cut it down to one-fourth of what I asked for (Sa-tis-fac-tion) Any kind will do (Sa-tis-fac-tion) Give me, give me twenty dollars a week, I don't care (Sa-tis-fac-tion) I'll pay the taxes on it (Sa-tis-fac-tion) Give me an old 1952 car, I'll fix it up myself (Sa-tis-fac-tion) Oh