Mad Fowl

[Intro] "In my lecture, I hope to make you all aware of our good friends, the birds. Theirs is a noble history, and through it all, man has played an conspicuous part." [Verse 1] First of all, I don't care if she has the cutest smile She's an angry bird if her attitude is fowl Saying stuff sideways, talking out her cheek Nothing but gossip squawks out her beak What's worse than an angry bird? A bunch in a flock They'll have you going postal, clutching a Glock To kill a mockingbird, if your chick talks slick So many angry birds, the hood's like a Hitchcock flick With chicken heads always clucking around woodpeckers The type of chick to work at the hood Checkers And the bird that wants you to get in bed Only walks with pigeons cause she wants you to give her bread While you work hard, saving money for a few days She'll be robbing your wallet to buy Blue Jays And thats a cardinal sin, if she wants to borrow the car again Don't let the chicken in the coupe [Hook](2x) "I ain't trippin'" "Angry birds are mad foul" "no question" "foul styles galore" "rock an eagle head" "angry birds are mad fowl" [Verse 2] She was pretty in the club, you were tooken like a hostage Wake up in the morning and she's looking like an ostrich One of my chicks flew over the cuckoo’s nest Now's she's living on the corner in a Fubu vest Swallowing nuts and seeing this stuff ain't healthy Basic birds like tweeting a duckface selfie If her make up's as colorful as parakeets Run the opposite direction with a pair of cleets Don't be a cocky fool talking to a cockatoo Thinking that its cool til her boyfriend cocks a tool And that bird you think you're liking to marry Cops come around, she's singing like a canary Make sure that birdbrain's functioning, bro And get your life together, get your ducks in a row And before you get married and say the words "I do" Ask her mom's opinion and get the bird's eye view [Hook](2x)