Your Redneck Past

Choose from any number of magazines Who do you want to be? Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee? If you're afraid they might discover You redneck past There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past They'll never send you home Roots! The funny limbs that grow underground That keep you from falling down Don't you think that you'll need them now? Just find a place where no one knows of Your redneck past Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past You'll show them all back home Désolé Je suis americain Please cook my steak again Je suis americain Désolé Je ne parle pas français Laws vary from state to state Getcha some books on tape Learn about holes in space If you're afraid they might discover Your redneck past There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past It's good to be back home