Levi Johnston's Blues

Woke up this morning, what do I see? Three thousand cameras pointed at me Dude says, "You Levi?" I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir." "Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter." So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister "Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol." And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny? "Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency." And I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!" They say, "Soon you will, boy; they just announced it." I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home Gonna lay down the law And tell her what's going on: I'm a fucking redneck I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing And kill some moose I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess You fuck with me and I kick your ass So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion And sex outside marriage is against our religion And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old They say, "Levi, it's too late "You gotta do as you're told." So I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!" They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it." I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home Gonna lay down the law And tell her what's going on: I'm a fucking redneck I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing And kill some moose I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess You fuck with me and I kick your ass I'm a fucking redneck I like to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing And kill some moose I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess You fuck with me and I kick your ass I like to shoot the shit, do some chillin' I guess ... Kill some moose