2015 Year In Review

Straight outta last year, a crazy mother f**ker named Bekay 2015 year in review, here's the replay Drake ate Meek Mill, high on E pills First dis killed, but bodybags on the sequel Social media’s nuts it could scare you Cause I don't know if I should FaceTime, Snapchat, Pinterest, Instagram, or tag you Sh*t was out of control for a while Upstate NY them 2 dudes broke out of jail Shawshank style They said nope, we won't go back to prison Its no joke, the pope, scolded capitalism He a real OG, lemme get this out before the slop starts He pimped through New York in a frickin’ armored golf cart I feel like I ain't seen Diddy in a year and I can't front, I’m glad that dude is disappearing  Facts, I’m letting em all out Lamar Odom went from 6th man of the year, to almost dropping dead in a whore house Climate change nuts, wonder if this shit'll stop I recorded this late December, rocking a wife beater and flip flops Ronda Rousey, looked more like Ronda Lousy  She was amped, but Holly Holm made that ass calm and drowsy   Minimum wage rising at a slow pace This year a lot of beef and I ain't talking bout e.coli at Chipotle  You could get Stitches so sit in yo place No Game, walk out the club get hit with bricks in yo face And I ditched my bitch, f*cked more then 50 females You want details?—go read about it in Hillary's e-mails One in the sky, but also big up my man Eclipse The universe was off the hook the blood moon do exist Everyone rocking one but I'll beat you with a selfie stick You selfish prick, Tracy Kiss my new crush I give her healthy d*ck Letterman retired no more Top Ten lists and ratings Stephen Colbert started off hot but now that dude is fading Ain't no debating, cause no matter what Jen-der you are Bitches nowadays got more balls then Caitlin I'm thinking when I take a toke, ya'll really need to lighten up man Ya'll can take a dick but can't take a joke! This year they crying I'm like laugh dammit  Seems 2015 everyone more "touchy feely" them tablets Sent seals overseas salute, the troops I'm screaming Turkey shot down Russian plane Putin is steaming These f*cking terrorists they see through, and cowards My heart be going out to all my peoples in Paris ISIS could cut my hands off and I'ma still write They could eat some freedom d*cks, cause all our freedom feel right Obama talks strategy to end it I don;t think nobody knows his f*cking plan to begin with Brady's balls deflated (pause) no homo, wait wait I ain't talking anatomy, I'm talking about deflate gate The Patriots and Super Bowl rings stay connected Jay Z launched Tidal, but ain’t get the wave he expected People split ways Lil Wayne and Baby part I ain't sure but I think Planned Parenthood was selling baby parts man NBA champs took it in Game 6 Golden State young blood had Lebron running like Asics I'll give 700 lumps to that f*ckin d*ck who raised the price of cancer meds from 17 to 700 bucks (A**hole) Heard kids saying "Slim Jesus is the best dude" Sure, at getting the mic ripped out his hands at every venue Tripple G, got Canelo with something to fear Mayweather vs Pacman (huh) dud of the year But dudes wanna diss Floyd, soon you gone miss Floyd Just cause Pac and these mother f*ckers they couldn’t hit Floyd All they do is missing Floyd—get it? Dude even tore his own shoulder out man just trying to swing on Floyd Stupid! This is f*ck you music I just call it how I see it and what these people be doin’, and Tyson Fury's a dick to me But Wladimir Klitschko put on the worst shit show in heavyweight boxing history Oh big up to Tyga, she young but you done started it Man Kyle Jenner's ass and body's retarded kid Kanye must be high on crack, it’s evident We'll see "Jesus Walk" before that dude's elected president Dude stop acting like a d*ck at every award show Or pass me Kim for the night and let me see how that whore blow Man I went from Private to Sarge, Lieutenant to Capo Stayed making moves underground like El Chapo Dude's like Houdini broke out and no-one found 'em Someone call Donald Trump to build a f*cking wall around 'em like Trump is sort of out his mind Adele came back and sold more records then everybody combined If you can’t take a joke nowadays suck a d*ck! Cause this country's getting soft and PC up in this bitch Bitch, cunt, slut, mother f*cker, p*ssy, peep this I just said that whole line right there so radio could bleep it This year girls had daddy issues, maybe they strip I dated a waitress, tried to f*ck her but she couldn't take the tip Gettin’ steady gwap But even when I'm sipping that Remy Boyz, I got one eye on you like I'm Fetty Wap The country's really getting so sick I just this one cop body slamming a 15 year old chick Injuries held him down like a ball and chain So Kobe's retiring now he gave his all to the game  Salute, you went to Ashley Madison exposed the whore in ya’ Real Housewives—I’d rather watch American Ninja Warrior Kendrick might win 11 Grammys…maybe ‘Straight Outta Compton’ took me back to Hip-Hop, when I was a baby Terrance Howard left the big screen, rules the Empire Hakeem is Jigga's real son, that rumors expired New Star Wars just dropped as real as it gets More people care about that then the 20 trillion we in debt But when the system collapse and we grillin’ yo set Cause pensions is gone and people start killin’ for rent I'll be in Nostrand projects, chilling with my Ex No pun intended me, her goons, Gutter, and millions of Tecs (young’s) You don’t spit man, you suck instead Rest in peace Sean P, and my brother Pumpkinhead (I love you dog)