You Can Call Me Beef

[Hook] Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat Loop it all night, you got this track on repeat I'm from the northwest, but I am bringing the heat You can call me Beef [Verse 1] T-byte hits you all with the spirit Beefy hits the rest with the lyrics Wrapped around nothing specific I’m not great dude, I’m terrific Yo I’ve been here before In the 509 I’m causing war In the 206 I hit the blitz Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix Straight nerdcore rap machine Running shit like Commander Keen Call me up if you're eighteen Yo I’m only mean without caffeine So if I don't get my fix I’ll send y'all to the river Styx Tell Charon I said hi Ladies, Beefy’s in short supply So get him while you can Boyfriend? Baby leave that man Shouldn't be a hard decision You’re the Witch and I’m the Vision Now we can figure out All the silly things we can joke about Yo I’ve got skill and I’ve got power And badass like MC Router Beefy’s got a killer flow Tell me something I don’t know Router’s known to pop the Glock While Beefy’s playing Bioshock Welcome to the circus of values and I can tell you right now That if I got me my plasmids I’ll take you out with a BLAOOOW! [Hook] [Verse 2] Beefy makes your brain explode Unbeatable like Battletoads Empty out that Tattoo bottle Then adventure like Full Throttle Sour like lemonade Only need two coins for this arcade Spend all day on MvC The sequel, homeslice, naturally I don’t know what I found But I know that I can hold it down Nerdcore might be what y'all call it Can’t get enough like an alcoholic I hear them cry and plea "I can’t stop singing Play With Me Table Top’s stuck in my head We love Beefy from A to Zed" What can I say With just one hook I can make your day Just one verse I can make your year Like Killface I’ll destroy your ear Not with teeth, with my sound My magic is world renowned And with every site I visit I make each domain so exquisite Other rappers whisper curses But still begging me for verses All powerful like Zeus Like Zander Crews dude I yell Boosh Ladies love to feel on my wubs And giggle while we’re watching Scrubs I’m a spaz just like JD And narcotic too like Dr. Reed [Hook](x2)