Whitesican

Yes Whoo hoo *Mexican noise* That didn't sound Mexican at all Very true But please rest assured that I am half Mexican Damn right! Whitesican if you will And I will Damn, listen to that beat It's like J-Lo should be singing right now *Quick Mexican noise* True, you may not believe me But I'm Whitesican it's easy To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street True, you may not believe me But I'm Whitesican it's easy To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street So what did I do to deserve this white skin? No one believes that I'm half Mexican So I show them pictues of my family like every single day! And they don't believe me neither Why would I lie about being a beaner? But its ok cause i get benefits from the U.S. government Better chance of getting a scholarship And they won't deport me to the mothership That so many have been calling the country of Mexico True, you may not believe me But I'm Whitesican it's easy To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street True, you may not believe me But I'm Whitesican it's easy To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street Now everyone will point the finger At me because I said the word "beaner" But no one gets mad at the black people who say the N word all the time! Can't I just eat a tortilla? Without everyone getting meaner If my dad were just Mexican Man, everything whould be much easier One side calls me Big Bambino While the other just calls me Mijo All this this nonsense is making me go insane extremely rapidly! True, you may not believe me But I'm Whitesican it's easy To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street True, you may not believe me But I'm Whitesican it's easy To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street No, I'm not playing pretend To all my friends this is who I am And there is not a reason I would ever need to apologize My nickname is Beefy And my mom's is Mikki We share a special bond even though we look nothing alike So to all those out there All the umbres and mujeres Please just realize that I'm only trying to be myself True, you may not believe me But I'm Whitesican it's easy To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street True, you may not believe me But I'm Whitesican it's easy To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street True, you may not believe me (Believe me) But I'm Whitesican it's easy (It's easy) Yeah White guy walking down the street