Nerd

[Intro] Woo! [Verse 1: Beefy] It's not hard to see that I'm not cool Not too many friends when I was in school So I sat all alone and I learned how to rap And I became a smart aleck, started talking crap Never really concerned with popularity Because I was in a basement rolling 20D Throwing down dagger damage with my trusty 4-sider I wrote fanfics and called myself a writer The only one who still thinks I'm awesome The only adult still yelling, "Awesome Possum!" A couple of my friends have owned a ferret You might have muscles but I'm not scared yet You might have ladies, okay, I'll concede That I'd give up Coca-Cola if I could get a lady I don't have low self-esteem, it's only a word So stand up and be proud if your ass is a nerd [Hook (x2)] I'm a nerd There's nothing I can do about it I'm a nerd I roleplay and I brag about it I'm a nerd On the 'net til' 5AM I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd But that's who I am [Verse 2] I never listened to what my gym teacher said So instead I play WoW with my level 20 Undead I doodle all day and I can't concentrate So much so that my fat ass almost didn't graduate For clarification I'm a nerd, not a geek Geeks get good grades, I get in trouble when I speak Geeks get excited about a science field trip Nerds don't really care because my people skip We act superior but we still watch cartoons Laughing our asses off, yelling out "Hesh Rules!" With my pack of friends Saturday is Nerd Night Playing GURPS so long I challenge Hank to a knife fight Playing table top games, and CCG's And then at one we take a break and head for Mickey-D's Enjoying pirated movies and stolen CD's Internet celebrity holmes, I do what I please [Hook (x2)] [Verse 3] I step on the dance floor but I won't move All I do is bob my head when I'm feeling the groove Calculator in my pocket and there's one on my wrist I got this sexy nerd flavor that you can't resist Man, don't forget, I got this magic ring That does +5 fire damage, That's some powerful bling Out nerd me? Don't try, I'll tell you why Cause I can quote every single line from Family Guy I got all this caffeine coursing though my veins Catch me on eBay bidding on Gene Roddenberry's brains I keep telling people I'm not that Numa Numa kid But I'm just pissed because he did it before I did Mixing up White Russians cause I wanna be The Dude I'm not a shut in, I'm just misunderstood Pixilated nudes got me feeling good I'm a nerd mofo', rude, brash, and crude [Hook (x4)]