Feature Creep

Lemme start off with you look so fine In my car, hit the mall about a quarter past nine Don't fret babe, you'll get to the flick They're still playing previews, ain't even dim the lights yet Which is key for the plans that I got cooking Locate me in the back make sure that nobody is looking Then I pull out the pocket knife and I cut a little hole In the popcorn bowl. Let's see how's this gonna go I know we've only known each other for an hour But I think that I love you so I'm gonna skip the flower and Move on to the main damn course Get her hand to the source like I'm using the force She just got a little more than see expected A giggle and a smile on her face what I've detected Arc to her eyebrow, she asks "Is that it?" I've got butter flavored shame and the girl she splits You can call me the feature... creep Be aware when you take your... seat That I think I have the right to commentary Saying everything I think to anybody that can hear me You can call me the feature... creep Blind you every single time I tweet First date is a perfect time for third base Asshole for sure, I treat the theatre like my place I rest my feet upon the seat in which you occupy You ask polite for me to stop I whisper "yo hope you die.." But whatever I got candy to distract me Hear the crinkle and the crackle of plastic drive you batty Don't get too attached to the star of this flick He won't make it to the end cause the bad guy's the chick Oh I'm sorry, am I the only one with internets? Searching the synopsis checking if there were some scenes with sex Hey don't leave, your gonna miss the best scene Cause that man's a machine and it's all on my Twitter feed As you can see I'm the kinda guy to at reply Now quiet in the front, there's bout to be a shocking suicide Oh my god, I bet you didn't see that coming First time that I'd seen it yo my heart was hella pumping Heading for the climax, I can disregard your disrespect The movie's almost over so who wants to hit up Denny's next? You can call me the feature... creep Be aware when you take your... seat That I think I have the right to commentary Saying everything I think to that can hear me You can call me the feature... creep Blind you every single time I tweet First date is a perfect time for third base Asshole for sure, I treat the theatre like my place