Cut 1/2 Blues

[Verse 1] I thought i heard a chainsaw revving late last night I woke this morning and i knew i was right [Chorus] I got the cut-in-half blues The cut-in-half blues Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues [Verse 2] I knew we were in trouble, i knew she lost her head When she started bringing all those power tools to bed [Chorus] [Verse 3] I'm laying in my grave, all i do is grunt Cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my ass in the front [Chorus]