How to Make Love to a Woman (Interlude)

[Step 1:] Foreplay Foreplay is meant to get your partner sexually aroused Kissing, licking, sucking and touching the radimus zerns The lips, the breast and nipples The neck, the stomach, the vagina The fetom toes and the botox Take your time and listen to her needs [Step 2:] Oral Sex Locate the clitoris Now dig your face into her crotch Try not to vomit Lick, suck and kiss the clitoris Insert your fingers into the vagina canal Now, with two fingers, gently rub the top of her vagina womb This is called the G Spot [Step 3:] Intercourse She is now ready for intercourse Your penis should be in an erect state Just relax and think of something nasty Always practice safe sex Place a condom over your erect penis Get into position Gentle insert your penis into her vagina Make sure it isn’t in the anus but the vagina Thrust your penis in and out of her vagina Change positions if needed After a few minutes you are ready to ejaculate Note, after a few minutes She probably has not orgasim [Step 4:] Ejaculating Choose a good spot to ejaculate unto her Discuss this with your partner before hand and make sure she is cool with this Quickly pull your penis out and remove your condom Grab your pennis firmly And stroke it until you ejaculate [Step 5:] Cleaning Up Hand her a wet towel So she can clean any DNA on her body [Step 6:] Get out of Here Quickly get your clothes on She will ask you to cuddle Make up an excuse Pretend it is a crime scene and you have to flee [Step 7:] Goodbye Give her a nice handshake for a job well done You can now exit [Step 8:] After Thought Do not call her If she calls you to hang out Tell her you are busy But also let her know you are never too busy to make love Congratulations, she is now your beauty call