Mike on the Mic

[Intro] Here's another one for y'all to peep It's called M-I-K-E on the M-I-C [Mike D] See... I met this girl last night with a peculiar cackle I laid the bait and then she took the tackle Had too much to drink at the Red Lobster Now the room is spinnin' 'round like the blades of a helicopter I never met a girl that was too finicky If the press has their way, then they're going to finish me You might know this, but you've never been this, see? If I ate spinach I'd be called Spinach D I shed light like cats shed fur Ride around town like I'm Raymond Burr I'm so high that they call me Your Highness So if you don't know me then pardon my shyness I live in the Village, wherever I go I walk to I keep my friends around so I have someone to talk to I play my music loud because you know it's got clout to it {"It's a trip... it's got a FUNKY beat And I can bug out to it!"}