I Know

[Chorus 1] I know why I like you It's cause of your haircut and your clothing And cause you're racist I have a match; your face My asking you questions you can't answer You want to box me? [Verse 1] Our world works in a weird way I've heard them say a man with a beard may Frighten children or dogs but a mustache scares me more [Chorus 2] I know why you bite me It's cause of your canines and your instincts And cause I kicked you I have a bone to pick; Please go on the paper and fetch me my slippers And stop meowing [Verse 2] Man's best friend wags his tail and Bares his teeth to the man with the mail and Though he's frightened of thunder he never goes to war [Bridge] Tell me what's the circumstance of circumcision? And what goes in my daughter's pants is whose decision? I've seen the facts of inter-race relations Of see-through slacks, of cyber-masturbation; If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show Perhaps one day a chimp might say You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the Lord [Chorus 3] I know why I like you It's cause of your sandals and your supper And cause you're Jesus I have a match; your Dad, my dad has Your picture right next to your mother's And one of Charo [Verse 3] They hold hands up in heaven And they say that their son's name is Kevin But I read in a book somewhere that his name is Jack