Alternative Girlfriend

[Verse 1] You're in an all-girl band Your futon's second hand Your parents understand but you don't care I have a job in a shop I'm an undercover cop I make sure the customers aren't thieves Old at being young Young at being old Everything's on hold within our evolution [Chorus] You're my alternative girlfriend I love you, now you cannot pretend There's nothing left that won't cross over [Verse 2] Last night we slept on the lawn You woke up and I was gone Back to the dream I dream to leave My life with her is a bore A worn-out metaphor No more surprises up it's sleeve We're old at being young Young at being old Everything's been sold to other's revolutions [Chorus] [Verse 3] You live above your dad's four-car garage With your vinyl and imaginary entourage If I pull up in a U-Haul, pack up quick So we can get out of this town cause it makes me sick [Chorus]