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[Verse 1] A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which is what I'll never be A is for applesauce, my favorite meal A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel; Like I'm the only man on Earth, and I've forgotten what that's worth A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk A-M and Azing, like Thelonious Monk A is for argument, A is for apparent A is for antagonism that's not even there and It's just you begging for attention or something I won't even mention [Chorus] And I don't even know why you keep on trying Like I don't even know why I keep on lying There are millions of people in worlds of their own And two of them can't let go [Verse 2] A is for algebra, I learned it in school A is what Fonzie said, cause he was very cool A is for adversary, A is for affection A is arousal, you are giving me an erection Come on I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour [Chorus] [Verse 3] I met a woman I used to know Long before you, long ago All I could say, after hello Was "are you still single?" A is for attitude I can't help but wield A is for arrogance; emotional shield A is for acting, A is for abhorrently A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me I owe you an apology I'm sorry [Chorus]