Fast Lane

[Royce Da 5'9"] First verse, uh, I'm armed 'til I'm on an island My life's riding on the autobahn on autopilot Before I touch dirt, or kill y'all with kindness I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse You've been warned if you've been borned or if you conformed Slap up a cop and then snatch him outta his uniform Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y'all niggas's intellect mad slow, y'all fags know Claiming you banging You flaming bet you could light your own Cigarette with ya asshole Me and Shady deaded the past so That basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I ain't wrapped tight My blood type's the 80's My 90's was like the Navy You was like the Brady's You still fly kites daily [Eminem] Catch me in my Mercedes Bumping Ice Ice Baby Screamin' Shady 'til I die Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze And you only live it once So I'm thinking bout this nice, nice lady Wait, don't stop me now fore I get on a roll (Danish) Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is cause she's kinda famous And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this: Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick my penis in your anus You morons think that I'm a genius Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum Came to drive them trailer parks crazy I am back And I am razor-sharp, baby And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics Cause when I rip this mystical slick shit You don't wanna become another victim, a statistic of this shit Cause after I spit the bullets I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball I'ma kick the ballistics So get this dick, I'mma live this [Hook: Sly] Living life in the fast lane Moving at the speed of life and I can't slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I'm almost at the finish line So I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed Just enjoying the ride Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I'm living life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I'm living life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) [Royce Da 5'9"] Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit At war with a bottle as Captain Morgan attacks my organs My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins I made a pact with the devil that says I'll let you take me You let me take a shovel, dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian Go back and forth and, more beef that you can pack a fork in I'm living the life of the infinite enemy down My tenement, chimney now The semi’s the remedy, pow Spin him around, entering in the vicinity [Eminem] Now, was called M&M But he threw away the candy and ate the rapper Chewed him up, and spitted him out Girl, giddy-up, now get-get down He's looking around this club and it looks like people are having a shit-fit now Yeah, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town Did I s-s-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck the mall, he shuts the whole motherfucking Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight with 5'9" to hold this bitch down Like a motherfucking chick underwater, he's trying to d-d-drown Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep licking them dick-sucking lips, I'm agitated Aggravated to the point you don't suck my dick, then you're gonna get decapitated Other words, you don't fucking give me head, then I'm have to take it [Royce da 5'9"] And then after taking that, I'mma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinating It's gon' say the whole rap game passed away on top of the affidavit Graduated from master debater, slash massive masturbator To Michael Jackson's activator Meaning I'm on fire, off the top, might wanna back up data Rolling over hip-hop in a verbal tractor trailer Homie, they're sick, you could normally ask a hater Don't it make sense? These shell casings is just like a bag of paper Drop in the lap of a tax evader Homie they spent [Eminem] Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes Girl, I'm the crack-a-lator Percolator of this party, be my penis ejaculator later Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt, you're rolling with a player You won't be exaggerating when you say you're living [Hook: Sly] Living life in the fast lane Moving at the speed of life and I can't slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I'm almost at the finish line So I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed Just enjoying the ride Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I'm living life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I'm living life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)