The Self Diss Track

[Intro] No one's taken the liberty to hate me yet So, I'll take this chance to write my own diss song 2012! B-Nasty so ugly he looks like a rat B-Nasty eat so much, he way way fat B-Nasty so stupid he failed the SAT B-Nasty is the worst, that's where it's at I suck, don't you know, did you hear the news? I suck at pretty much everything I do! I suck all the time, everyday, everyplace! I suck, not below the waist I'll steal your grandma's purse and I won't give it back I'll break into your house and steal your pool rack I'll take my brand new dog and get him fixed And I'll send the bill to you, I play dirty tricks I'll steal your car from the parking lot and return it to your home I'll write on your driveway in chalk, ensure you'll moan I'll give you tickets to go see the Carolina Panthers play I'll give you a meet and greet to hang with the Biebs all day [Hook] B-Nasty is the worst B-Nasty in a hearse (4x) I'll take your IPod and download Taylor Swift I'll feed your family heartguard so they won't get ticks I'll make sure your girlfriend doesn't get you a gift for veterans day And she can hang out with the Biebs all day I'll queue the film Rubber to your Netflix I'll stop your toliet up, just for kicks I'll elect Richard Nixon for president again And you will be my one and only best friend [Hook]