The Hipster

Thick black glasses Fine art classes Folk and bluegrasses Hipster Personality weird Twisted and sincere Drinks off brand beer Hipster Band you've never heard Coat made from a bird Humor is absurd Hipster In a band with no name Playing an odd board game Refuses to take the train Hipster (Whispered) Hipster…Hipster…Hipster… Wakes up Mutters aimlessly Throws rocks Hipster? Schizophrenic Laughing with me, myself and I Goes in the kitchen and eats a fig pie Hipster? Drives an old car Frequents the gay bar But he’s straight Hipster? Doesn’t have a job Scrapes his corn off the cob Owns a parakeet named Bob Hipster? (Whispered) Hipster?...Hipster?...Hipster?... Scares cats and dogs Enjoys wading through bogs Own 20 pairs of crocs Weirdo Yells at small children Swings on swings His favorite search engine is Bing Messed Up Has a sweater collection And a strong internet connection Has his own WiFi Different Talks to himself Jumps at other people Bites friends and family Mentally insane (Whispered) Psycho…Psycho…Psycho…Psycho…Psycho Listens to the Avett Brothers Lives on Little Falls A true thug B-Nasty Vice President Amateur rapper Has a big clique B-Nasty Many inside jokes And a grandpa in 1st period Not usually serious Brent Looks like Bruce Willis Except he has hair Phone never on @Goodtimes2