JP Bday

Verse 1 The Chopper just landed, time for the party On Jurassic park island, hope we ain't tardy Whats that you say, we are? Man I'm sorry Oh well whatcha gonna do, pass the bacardi Gonna pull some pranks, get people scared They got me already, this makes us squared Im a vegeterrian, so pass me the turkey meat Party with dinosaurs, now bucket lists complete Got red food coloring, people think it's blood Fall down laughing, with my face in the mud We're all B B F's, thats right best buds forever Here though its brontosaurus, best friends together Do egg hunts in the cage, and they think its empty There's raptors in that cage,and they ain't friendly 1st chorus Pulling pranks on dino island, this is the besssssssst Not a single thing could wrong, no need to stressssssss We'll leave in the morning, because we have helicopterrrrrrrrs These pranks all kiddy sh!t, like cops and robbbbersssss This is the single best idea, that we have ever hadddddddddd These jokes are in good fun, hope they dont get madddddddd Verse 2 Now I'm drunker then shit, off of this liquor These jokes are fun, lets make it escalate quicker Its about to get real rowdy, up in this b!tch Lettin these dinos get wild, flip the fuckin switch Turn all these fences off, let the beasts get out This shits gonna get crazy, I hear somebody shout I Hear somethin coming, but it just might be a moose If some one blames me, I'll make up some excuse See the jello jigglin, and ya know its gettin closer Blood splatters on the wall, shit just got grosser Dont wanna turn into, another dinosaur slave They like booger smells, get the bats out ya cave Hear the T-rex stompin, and women are screamin Body parts flying, what the fuck was I thinkin Bodies piled up now, so much for the cheap thrill So many dead people, looks like hamburger hill 2nd chorus Party at jurassic park I dont think this is smarrrrrrrrrrt Theres dinos running all around, I can't see in the darrrrrrrrrk If we dont get out of here soon, we're all gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie The chopper blades are all bit off, I dont think it will flyyyyyyyyy This has to be the worst idea that we have ever hadddddddd What the fuck is wrong with Hopt, I think he has gone maddddddd