H.A.M. Remix

It was all good just a week ago Had my girl cookin food on top the stove She gone now took half my wealth So im makin this food by myself Same shit different toilet Fill the water up and slowly boil it Make some noodles dont know what else Open the cabinets nothin on the shelf Go to the fridge what i got to eat Open it up but see i dont got shit Check the time its still early Get to the buffet but i gotta hurry Gotta find my keys its time to leave Gonna get sloppy need to roll the sleaves Out the door head down the street Stomachs growlin and i gotta eat Park the car in a handicap spot Need to get in while the food is hot Pay my money and get my plate Cut in front of the kids, get the fuck out my way! I'm about to go HAM Hungy As a Motherfucker Let this buffet know who i am (X2) Fuck ya'll mad at me for why you think i came through I paid my ten bucks so i can eat this crazy food I shoved your kid for reason he was being way to slow I just wanna get my plates filled then sit at the table Get my free refills they might as well give me a pitcher Bring ziplock bags so you can take food home witcha Now i got three plates that i can't wait to eat I know its a lunch buffet but ill be here all week Fuck bein so hungry I can eat a horse, i'ma eat the farm Chicken parm, now the spaghettis up I'll be here all day i dont give a fuck Try to take my plate and you'll lose a hand Dont these waiters know that im fuckin HAM Deserts galore, even eat the food off the floor Five second rule im gonna need five minutes more Crab legs with a side of potatoes and jelly Im gonna be a fat bastard so get in my belly Try to kick me out so i had to sneek back in Wear a little league jersey im a wolf in sheeps skin Hope they dont notice me because we look alike Fuck, I was caught again now im banned for life I just went HAM Hungery As a Motherfucker Now this buffet knows who I am (X2) But now I'm feelin FAM Full As a Motherfucker Im never gonna get off the can (X2)