Dimitri in the V.I.P.

Roll up to the club i dont need ID No cover tonight so we're gettin in free Walk up to the bar check for the specials Two dollar night man they must be mental Me and my boy take a lap around Find a twenty dollar bill on the ground Go up to some ladies ask if they want a shot You gotta pay for yours this is all i got She says "are you serious why even ask" I heard buying shots can get you some ass They appreciate the honestly but still call us dumb Whatever bitch you suck like a thumb Fuck this shit wheres at the VIP section Hit up the vending machine incase i need protection The ruff ryders say you won't feel shit But im gonna be drunk and so is my dick Head over on to the VIP chairs It all says reserved but we dont care Waitress asks if we want to get a bottle We just found a twenty lets go full throttle She said its about three hundred for some goose Damn if i was a kid i call in for child abuse What else you got let me see that list We see Dimitri Vodka and pump our fists Because DV is the mother fuckin best Mix it with Mondo and forget all the rest (chorus) We're Drinkin Dimitri in the VIP section Mix it with Mondo for a love connection We look like real special fuckin people We're big time now bitch just like Vin Diesel The bottles almost empty we need some more Take the bottle from the table next to us, score Now those girls are lookin at us like we the best DJ khaled ain't in this club so guess whos next Go back up ask if they wanna fuckin party They ask if we got a bottle of Barcardi Na baby we dont got that lame ass shit We got Dimitri Vodka have you heard of it They say "fuck no but it sounds real nice" I said your right but we're all outta ice So we're drinkin this vodka its real fuckin warm But Dimitri and Mondo's like a perfect storm That shit together and its a lethal combination Gonna wrap the dick tight tonight mummification Because on a scale of one to ten this chick is a penny If we were to guess her sex number i'd say not many Because my bodies lookin like a wonderland tonight Hers is looks like she was in a dumpstercan fight But i dont care because I haven't gotten any in awhile Even if she looks like Michael Clark Duncan from green mile I have no brain tonight something even zombies lag Im so desperate tonight i'd fuck an Abercrombie bag (chorus) We're still drinkin Dimitri in the VIP section Mix it with Mondo for a perfect love connection These girls think we're some special fuckin people Hope they dont see the bill and see we're cheap though Time to leave this bar because we're drunk as fuck After hours at my place thats whats up Gonna take a cab because I live on the northside Avoid all the traffic so we take lake shore drive We get to my place and I reach in my pocket Pull out a ball of lint her eyes pop out the socket "Are you kidding me you have money for the tonights cab" I said come on you drank Dimitri all night on my tab She paid for the cab and then we proceeded inside I tried to hold her hand on the way in but got denied Told her we gotta be quiet after I close the door And we might need to make a bed on the floor She said "I thought this party was at your place" Then we walked in shoulda seen the look on her face This ain't my place and I still live with mom and dad But that dont mean we can't get on the floor and act bad She starts screamin and yelling like its a fuckin joke I said stop being so loud before you wake up my folks She thought I was rich because I was sittin in the VIP Guess she didn't know its only eight bucks for Dimitri Dimitri plus Mondo equals the shit If Dimitri were a dude I'd suck his dick That shit together is the perfect combinTion Dimitri and Mondo is a mouths vacation