Broke

I got bad luck im broke as fuck I pinch pennys so hard my fingers get stuck Just got paid two days ago where did all my money go Now I'm picking coins like im mario Can't afford a lotto ticket how broke can i get Mo money less problems puff daddy was full of shit Maybe i want those problems ever think of that Which car should i take the benz or the lac Im broker than supermans back thats a fact And yeah sure i might have a little bit of money But my lincolns smilin at me cause he thinks it funny But he's the only one laughin And if i had some more so would ben and jackson How the fuck did this happen My watch is broken i just wear if for looks Can't afford a new one I got nothin to cook Man lifes a bitch and shes fuckin me with strap on Same clothes from eighth grade why i got this crap on At least i can get my rap on in my structure jeans A penny saved is a penny earned whatever that means Plus i got these crack fiends askin for spare change You got better shoes than me ain't that strange What the fuck man i can't even pay my fuckin rent I need to invent some sick rhymes that i can represent Show everybody exactly what the fuck i meant When i said i was a great rapper I rip apart rhymes with my lyrical daggers I rip apart bars like a fat fuck on snickers wrapper But i got bad luck like i walked under a ladder Time to press my luck no whammys Getting the top prize at the grammys I'd like to thank my mother and my granny... My alarm goes off can I please get 10 more minutes Hit the snooze alarm because my dreams ain't finished Just had a dream I was rich as trump Had chicks to hump my songs to bump But I gotta go to this job though because I'm a fuckin chump And I wish i was still dreamin I got a 99 explorer I ain't fuckin beamin I gotta roll the window down to get out you think thats flattering Girls see me get out my car and they start laughing They think I'm opening their door to be a gentleman But I gotta open their door to let me self in Need to get the dough like entemanns Cars about to get repo'd Only hang out with cheapo's Duckin bill collectors like debo Hit up the mickey d's dollar menu for a double cheese Can i please get a double and small fry Yeah im that broke guy with those good rhymes Who talks about it all the time but doesn't make it happen Someone needs to give me a good slappin Tell me stop actin like a fool and quit slackin If procastination is like masterbation then im fuckin myself Its fuckin with my mental health and takin away my wealth And I ain't even spittin on this shit its just a gleek This is some bullshit i thought of last week Standing at my bathroom sink freestyling to my reflection Because im scared of public rejection I need some direction because i think im stuck And i just broke the mirror so its another seven bad luck Yo bad luck Hopt whats going on tonight? Well I’m broke so I guess im playing with my fleshlight And I know what your thinking your probably all like “if you’re broke why are you buying crap like that” I made it with peanut butter, a balloon, and a backpack strap Aw crap I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried This is my broke ass life seen through my own two eyes Gas prices cost an arm and a leg that way to high I’m a bilateral amputee after I pump my gas how do I drive? A five dollar footlong seems like a five star meal Take a girl on a date to subway and gotta split the bill Yo baby whats the deal? “Oh you’re a collector huh Well that means I ain’t given it up to ya” Come on baby of course I still shop at old navy They got seven dollar t shirts you think im crazy I ain't lazy but I just been slackin a little bit Gotta these raps out to get money real quick And if ya feelin it then please pay for my CD I work hard on this shit it did not come easy I just wanna be well off enough to pay my bills Have cheap thrills When I grab the mic it gives girls chills Have so much money it makes all the ladies blush Have that shit stacked up no courtesy flush And plus if I get big I’ll take all my friends with me No more shoppin thrifty have a nice car maybe fifty But a black cat just walked past me So I don’t gotta tell you what that be