Another Day at the Office

I'm not trying to be j Cole By 25 he signed with roc nation I'm feelin so damn old Not even on local radio stations But when it's time for me to weigh in I'mma be heavyweight contender Find me on the itunes dollar menu like five peice tender I throw rhymes in a blender with CR on my feet I get Creative for Recreation when I hear a beat Yeah I spit that heat like dhalsim would Bitch I'm hotter than fire fffffire fire wood I'm a hip hop writer, I Shine way brighter Than a lighter in front of a fuckin igniter A rap murderer for hire who gets higher But my eyes arent red from smoking green Theyre red cause the fuckin contacts are mean Im so fresh and so clean i got so much finesse Hit the gym to work on my fitness Eating up the kung foo panda express I'm Jack black When I attack this rap track And kick ya head back like when u saw Ben affleck Win the golden statue My eyes are closed like I'm saying ah choo Because I dont have a job and I'm bored as fuck And I need to get a Paycheck but that movie sucked But lately his career has had better luck Aw fuck I'm getting off topic What was it again I already forget it Oh yeah I got no money in my wallet Pockets are overflowin with lint Because my money came and went Wondering why i'll give you a hint It starts with an A and end with holic Everytime i see booze i just maul it Im too sick with this is addiction Its gonna take over before its even begun Im retarded with these rhymes run forrest run Dont ever think im done I haven't even started yet Put all my eggs in one basket that be a retarded bet I'd rather takes those eggs to make an omelet And I'm a let you know That I'm about to blow Up like a damn air bag, I'm ready to go Feels like I been moving slow mo Running through play dough And yo I'm tearin up bars like a kid at fat camp Hotter than a lava lamp Lookin for a girl with the best tramp stamp A heart won't cut it Ya gotta have something more clever I'm Ballin on a budget So i gotta pull down this lever Hope i can strike the jackpot Tighter than a shoe knot Who's hot? I'm hot, can't cool me down I'm the fuckin king i just dont wear a crown