Loudest Stereo

This stupid slut brought me home last night I robbed her after I got laid I stole her stereo, it's the loudest ever made I crank it up to ten all night, I'm much sicker than you I'm crankin' Anal Cunt, Buckcherry, and Mötley Crüe [Chorus] Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock? I've got the loudest stereo on the block Loudest stereo on the block Loudest stereo on the block My stereo's so fucking loud the old people moved away All the sluts moved into town and they're here to stay All day long, I've got sluts riding on my cock I love metal, I love pussy, I fucking love to rock [Chorus] I've got porn stars and junior high girls hanging out My game of black jack's a nine- and twelve-year-old putting out I don't wanna waste my time with stupid fucking cock teases All they'll get from me are a bunch of diseases [Chorus]