If You Don't Like the Village People, You're Fucking Gay

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg [Chorus 1] If you don't like the Village people - you're fucking gay If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy - you're fucking gay If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop - you're fucking gay If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song - you're fucking gay All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People "Evil Dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer [Chorus 2] If you think Death were good after their demos - you're fucking gay If you think rape is wrong - you're fucking gay If you think the holocaust wasn't funny - you're fucking gay If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem - you're fucking gay Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay