I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE