Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)

I know this guy named Howard Wulkan He is really bald He has no hair on his head That's because he's bald [Chorus] Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan He be working at [?] He used to work someplace else He looks like that guy from [?] And he's bald [Chorus] That man is really bald He looks like Telly Savalas He could really shave his head off Rock on, brother [Chorus] Rock over Rogaine Rock on, [?] Brothers I'm not only the Hair Club president I'm also a client