My Vag

[Verse 1: Awkwafina] My vag like a operatic ballad Yo vag like Grandpa's cabbage And my vag effortless Yo vag post ads on Craig's List My vag squirt aloe vera Yo vag look like Tony Danza My vag like tasting heaven Yo vag manages a 7 11 Yo my vag make ya girl panties creme Yo vag spreads hepetitis C And my vag a chrome Range Rover Yo vag hatchback '81 Toyota Yo my vag Harvard Law School Yo vag Apex Technical My vag speak five different languages And told yo vag bitch make me a sandwich Yo my vag feel like winning the lottery Yo shit got turned down from E Harmony My vag won best vag Yo vag won best supporting vag [Hook 1: Awkwafina] It's time that we let the world know Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno Awkwafina's a genius And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis It's time that we let the world know Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno Awkwafina's a genius And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis [Verse 2: Awkwafina] Yo my vag got built-in utilities Yo fat ass is on disability My vag a Beyonce weave Yo vag a polyester K Mart hairpiece My vag bounce like J-Lo's booty Yo vag like James Lipton's booty And my vag it's ornamental Ya vag is a 5 hour PBS special Yo my vag feed the homeless Yo vag date the homeless My vag made the Dean's List Yo vag couldn't pass a HIV test [Hook 2: Awkwafina] It's time that we let the world know Bitch ya vag is only so so Awkwafina's a genius And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis It's time that we let the world know Bitch ya vag is only so so Awkwafina's a genius And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis [Verse 3: Awkwafina] Yo my vag is Godfather 1 And yo vag is Godfather 3 And my vag got a big ass gun Ya vag is like pineapple cottage cheese Yo my vag got 12 inch gold wheels And yo vag got bird poop on the windshield My vag beats yo vag by a million Yo vag is frightening like Serena Williams [Hook 3: Awkwafina] It's time that we let the world know Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno Awkwafina's a genius And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis It's time that we let the world know Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno Awkwafina's a genius And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis [Outro: Awkwafina] Better than a penis That's what I said though Better than a penis Better than a penis Better than a penis Better than a penis Ok I'm done