Mayor Bloomberg (Giant Margaritas)

[Intro: Mayor Bloomberg] But we strongly believe that in the end, the courts will recognize the Board of Health’s authority to regulate the sale of beverages that have virtually no nutritional value and which, consumed in large quantities, are leading to disease and death for thousands of people every year [Verse 1: Awkwafina] Mayor Mike Bloomberg Help me understand Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned? Gonna get banned (Banned) Gonna get banned (Banned) Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned? Mayor Mike Bloomberg Help me understand Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned? Gonna get banned (Banned) Gonna get banned (Banned) Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned? Okay cause when we trynna ball out Big size Ass up Snake eyes Please don’t take my freedom My giant margarita Oh maybe I’m a dreamer About an eighty-ounce Zima Or maybe I’m a queaser With hookah and a [?] Remember menthols? Cop them with a fake, though Counting out my quarters so I can buy some [?]s, though This is for my corner store [?] and [?] This is for my SUNY bitches’ Wine in a box I ain’t trynna go to MoMA I’m trynna drink mimosas Ain’t trynna join that book club But trynna use a coaster Friday night Shitfaced Out of sake Falling over Friday night Shithouse Giant margarita rolling [Mayor Bloomberg] Uh, let me summarize today’s announcement for our Spanish-speaking New Yorkers: El huracán Sandy es probablemente Ve- --Veemos --Veamos Mantengas adentro de su casos En Ay Eh Y Hay un aviso de vientos muy fuertes I will be happy to take some questions [Spoken Interlude: Awkwafina] You know, the thing with me is that I was born with a second vestigial gooch To have that burden In a—in a spiritual way In a philosophical way In just a physiological—like walking around— They would call me double-gooch Loads of gooch Having a second vestigial gooch actually solidified my identity more, as, as you know Asian Female Second-gooch [Verse 2: Awkwafina] Yeah Tryna shake my ass To some Neptunes Wake up in the morning In the Applebee’s restroom Damn, I’m in it Swag’s revolution-al That’s why Albany called your ban Unconstitutional Mayor Mike Bloomberg Help me understand Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned? Gonna get banned Gonna get banned Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned? Mayor Mike Bloomberg Help me understand Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned? Gonna get banned Gonna get banned Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned? [Outro: Mayor Bloomberg] Es probable que veemos—ve-veamos