The Internet Is For Porn

[KATE:] The internet is really really great [TREKKIE MONSTER:] For porn [KATE:] I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait [TREKKIE:] For porn [KATE:] Huh? There's always some new site [TREKKIE:] For porn! I browse all day and night [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] It's like i?m surfing at the speed of light [TREKKIE:] For porn! [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn [KATE:] Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn [KATE:] What are you doing!? [TREKKIE:] Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn [KATE:] Treee?kkie! [TREKKIE:] Oh hello kate monster [KATE:] You are ruining my song [TREKKIE:] Oh me sorry, me no mean to [KATE:] Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? [TREKKIE:] Me no talkie [KATE:] Good I' m glad we have this new technology [TREKKIE:] For porn [KATE:] Which gives us untold opportunity [TREKKIE:] For por?oops, sorry [KATE:] Right from you own desktop [TREKKIE:] For [KATE:] You can research browse and shop Until you?ve had enough and your ready to sto [TREKKIE:] For porn! Trekkie! [TREKKIE:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] Noooo [TREKKIE:] The internet if for porn! [KATE:] Trekkie [TREKKIE:] Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! [KATE:] That?s gross you?re a pervert [TREKKIE:] Ah, sticks and stones Kate Monster [KATE:] NO really, your a pervert Normal people don?t sit at home and look At porn on the internet [TREKKIE:] Ohhhh? [KATE:] What?! [TREKKIE:] You have no idea Ready normal people? [NORMAL PEOPLE:] Ready--- ready ----ready [TREKKIE:] Let me hear it! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [PRINCETON:] Sorry Kate [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [PRINCETON:] I masturbate! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! [KATE:] The internet is not for porn!! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Porn, porn [KATE:] Hold on a second! Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online [ROB:] That' s correct [KATE:] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com [BRIAN:] Sure! [KATE:] And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay [GARY:] Yes I do! [KATE:] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card [PRINCETON:] True! [TREKKIE:] Oh, but Kate What you think he do . . .after? hmm? [PRINCETON:] Yeah [KATE:] EEEWWWWW! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] Gross! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] The internet is for porn! [KATE:] I hate porn [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Grab your dick and double click [KATE:] I hate you men! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] For porn, porn, porn! (Harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn [KATE:] I' m leaving! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Porn, porn, porn, porn[x2] [KATE:] I hate the Internet! [TREKKIE AND GUYS:] Porn, porn, porn, porn [TREKKIE:] The Internet is for [TREKKIE AND SOME:] The Internet is for [TREKKIE AND ALL:] The Internet is for PORN! [TREKKIE:] YEAH!