I Wish I Could Go Back to College

[KATE MONSTER:] I wish I could go back to college Life was so simple back then [NICKY:] What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! [PRINCETON:] I wish I could go back to college In college you know who you are You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God! I am totally gonna go far!" [ALL:] How do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore! [PRINCETON:] I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door! Ohhh I wish I could just drop a class [NICKY:] Or get into a play [KATE MONSTER:] Or change my major [PRINCETON:] Or fuck my T.A [ALL:] I need an academic advisor to point the way! We could be Sitting in the computer lab 4 A.M. before the final paper is due Cursing the world cause I didn't start sooner And seeing the rest of the class there, too! [PRINCETON:] I wish I could go back to college! [ALL:] How do I go back to college?! AHHHH [PRINCETON:] I wish I had taken more pictures [NICKY:] But if I were to go back to college Think what a loser I'd be I'd walk through the quad And think "Oh my God..." [ALL:] "These kids are so much younger than me."