Worf's Revenge

I'm the order of the Bat'leth, Son of Kahless Your family has no honor but i couldn't care less I was born to kill federation swine And i celebrate with a barrel of blood-wine I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh And when my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!" Cause im the chief commander on a bird of prey And i wake up every morning out to own the day I'm the macdad Klingon when i get on board I was at the signing of the Kithomer accord I'll never sweat about a Romulon dude He's just a limp wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude And they're sly and they be telling lies A shout out to Martok who lost an eye And the dominion and the Jem'hadar minions I'm on them like a trans-warp engine Hear my snarl! Heed my speech! Watch me blow like a warp-core breech! I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barkley guy I dont need a holodeck to get a parma'kai When the ladies see the best between my thighs They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die" I hit Ezri, Troi, Jadzea too Watch out Janeway cause i'm coming for you Cause i'm the macdad Klingon with the humanoid bitches Cause my head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind... I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind... I get visions of Cardassia on my mind... And then my boot smells like Gul Dakatt's behind! I hate the tribbles! Those little furry shits But i love my Klingon bitches cause they got 3 tits I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand If you were any other man i'd kill you where you stand I've killed Captain Kirk, i'll kill Picard I'll bitch slap Riker like a Klingon Targ Cause my name is Worf: I'm the son of Mogh Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue Qa'plagh!!