The Dirtiest Song That Ain't

Well I been around for a long time And I learned along the way If you wanna go on the radio There are words you just can't say Now I thought hard about it And I found a way around it Help me go on the radio And say those words I can't You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand? And say those words I can't? You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't Down in Carolina I met a girl with a nice _ _ _ _ _ _ So I reached down between us And I whipped out my _ _ _ _ _ We skipped right past the sucking And got right down to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ She turned and said "I gotta ask Will you slip it into my _ _ _?" Help me go on the radio And say those words I can't You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't! Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand? And say those words I can't? You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't! Her husband was a trucker He was a filthy mother_ _ _ _ _ _ I didn't want to wrastle With this no good stinkin' _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I heard his come through the kitchen door But I was banging his filthy _ _ _ _ _ I knew i'd end up in a ditch If he caught me riding his _ _ _ _ _ Help me go on the radio And say those words I can't You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't! Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand? And say those words I can't? You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't! "Mercy, please!" I told him But he grabbed me by the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ And he did something heinous He exposed his _ _ _ _ I said "I dont mean to seem crass But why are you buttering up your _ _ _" He said "My wife's a beard and she lured you here Because I'm queer and I love it in the _ _ _ _" You helped me go on the radio By saying those words I can't You had to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't! Sir and ma'm, thanks for lending a hand By saying those words I can't! You had to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song The filthiest song The dirtiest song that ain't!