On The Road

On the road It gets so lonely, far away from from home Every night i cry myself to sleep I cry a river of tears And i lie in this bed and wish that you was here 9 A.M.: There's a call on the phone My agent says "I know you're not alone Kick the girl out son There's a car outside to take ya to the airport" 12 P.M: I'm on the plane The stewardess smiles cause i remembered her name She asked "where ya goin'?" And i told her "Honey, you should know that it's all the same" The suit on my left he gets all riled He says "You're lucky that you're life is wild!" And i said "Hey man, that's just what it's like being on the road" It gets so lonely, far away from from home Every night i cry myself to sleep I cry a river of tears And i lie in this bed and wish that you was here 4 P.M: I'm at the club Checking sound in a dingy pub Then it's back to the room Where i take a nap in a tub 12 A.M: I hit the stage The place is packed and they're in a rage I finish up with a love song Standing in the middle of a ring of thongs The curtains close and i head backstage I say "Ya better not be underage" To the girl in my lap While everyone's taking their tops off! While everyone's taking their tops off! On the road It gets so lonely, far away from from home Every night i cry myself to sleep I cry a river of tears And i lie in this bed and wish that you was here Naked girls throw themselves at you And you do things you never thought you'd do All the champagne that you can drink! Man it stinks! i tell ya it sucks being on the road! 4 A.M: There's a knock on the door And the after party's in the room next door Willie tells me hank drank all the beer but they're bringing more Thats about when i heard the screams Was the girls from the pagan bikini team They're undressed to kill, i hear they're rabid fans and they aim to please Jonny says that the party's wild! I say i'll be there in a while As soon as i finish writing this stupid postcard Writing some girl this postcard On the road It gets so lonely, far away from from home Every night i cry myself to sleep I cry a river of tears And i lie,lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie On the road!