Future Ex-Girlfriend

Saw you on the street We had to meet I thought I should greet you In just one week i'd delete you People say the stupidest things On their first date Like "What's Your Real Name?" They reveal their ignorance But you adore them So you ignore them Then came you, raising the bar Oh you, you won't be undone I looked into your eyes And much to my surprise I saw there was nothing there Because there's nothing In between your ears but air! There goes my future ex girlfriend She's as sweet as a rose, yes she is She has such beautiful lips Now, if only they were closed I love how you adore me Oh, but honey, how you bore me Your life's such a wreck Ive lost all respect I didn't mean to surprise you It took me just one week to despise you And I dont care that you're a model Cause let me say its clear to tell That your brain is shot to hell And no one cares you love Keanu Oh, whats the difference anyway? Everybody knows that he's gay Okay, I really dont know that But lets face it He's too hot to be straight! There goes my future ex girlfriend That girl's such prize, yes she is She'll be the queen of the world For a day or less in my eyes Perhps ill wear a suit When I give you the boot Oh, I hate to seem so superficial I just think ill look more official