Cantina

Well i went down to Mos Eisley for a converter Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine But then i saw that there Cantina I'll go in for an Orangia I heard it was rough but how bad could it be? Well i walked through the door and the music stopped All manner of man and beast were staring at me Seems just one week before Their Twi-Lex slave girl walked out the door And i guess i was the next best thing they'd seen I lost more than my heart in that Cantina I left my manhood there on Tatooine Son, it dont mean you're weak Cause you turned the other cheek But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man Old Hammerhead, he fixed his mind to screw me Whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar My anus he destroyed and now i got me hemorrhoids They had to wrench him off my nuts with a Gaffi bar I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo I'd have never guessed that pirate was a homo I woke up next to Chewbacca I was smeared in Wookie Caca And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no I lost more than my heart in that Cantina I left my manhood there on Tatooine Son, it dont mean you're weak Cause you turned the other cheek But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man Old Salacious Crumb's so small ya can't detect him Before i knew it he shoved himself straight in my rectum And then, just to be heinous he screamed real loud out of my anus Now i got an anal car alarm and i can't disconnect 'em Oh Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie And he yanked that sucker 'till it wasn't so teenie He took me into Jabba's hut. He stared intently at my butt And he oo-ta-too-ta'd me with me Zucchini I lost more than my heart in that Cantina I left my manhood there on Tatooine Son, it dont mean you're weak Cause you turned the other cheek But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man Take it away boys! Well a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you" I said "sorry". He said "I dont like ya neither ya better watch yourself" And then some old dude who taught Vader chopped his arm off with a saber But later made for one red hot anal invader...ow! I was broken on the floor beat to a stooper But then i was saved! There at the door were 10 Stormtroopers But then my hopes faded away. I didn't know they cloned 'em gay And they each took turns stormtrooping me in the pooper I lost more than my heart in that Cantina I left my manhood there on Tatooine Son, it dont mean you're weak Cause you turned the other cheek Which is why i still go there every week